Wow. High level joke analysis.
Here’s mine: “Sad news out of Scotland. They’re not making shortbread any longer.”
It’s like a grenade. Sometimes, the thing goes off instantly. Other times, you can see it might take a while. Tomorrow, maybe. They’ll wake up, have a piece of shortbread with their morning coffee, look at it, and think, “hang on…”
Britni, who prefers quality over length