Wow. High level joke analysis.

Here’s mine: “Sad news out of Scotland. They’re not making shortbread any longer.”

It’s like a grenade. Sometimes, the thing goes off instantly. Other times, you can see it might take a while. Tomorrow, maybe. They’ll wake up, have a piece of shortbread with their morning coffee, look at it, and think, “hang on…”

Britni, who prefers quality over length

Britni Pepper has always enjoyed telling stories. About people, places and pleasures.

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